If you're reading this, welcome to ratdogs! I'd say it's our birthday, but it's more like the birth? Yeesh, ANYWAYS...
I've decided to have the monthly items be both July and August to start with, since we're sitting on the tail end of July. Quick reminder - if you order your monthly free randoms in July, and the order is filled in August, you can still claim your August free randoms after that! I mean, as long as you claim them in August. So think of July as, like, a neato bonus month. An early bird special! (But less cliché.)
Things are definitely in "test mode" right now, so let me know if you have any questions at all about how any of this works! I'm also very interested in feedback, too. Or just talk to me! I have a lot to say!
The monthly items (and first items ever) are the Funky Little Cowboy Hat and the Aviators. Collect them both and wear them together for... I guess like a Richard Petty look? I really should have thought this item theme out better, wow.
So in summary: We exist now, and NASCAR is canon.
(The ratdog in the banner is named Siesta, and the dograt is Dozer. They're in love, but only in that bittersweet way that happens when two people love themselves more than they could ever love each other. It's a modern day tragedy.)